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Texas vs NY
Texas vs NY A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over
by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy
because he is a lawyer from New York and is
certain that he has a better education than
any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this
to himself and have some fun at the Texas
deputy's expense. The deputy says, "License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete
stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one
was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says
the deputy. License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to acomplete
stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!" the Deputy says. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal
difference between slow down and stop, I'll give
you my license and registration; and you give me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give
me the ticket." "That sounds fair.Please exit your vehicle, sir,"
the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer
and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down.
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